I kinda think that those three words should sum up the holiday I had in Zante. I went to Laganas, the biggest resort on the island, and though it's the largest, it's not yet become a complete tourist trap.

The beach is really long. If you go all the way to the left on it, you'll come to the Turtle preservation parts, where I saw an ickle baby turtle (which we named "Alan".)
If you go to the right, you'll eventually run out of beach, and across a little brigde, up some stairs is a really nice bar - stuck out on a little island.

The night time stuff was alright I guess. Maybe I'm getting a bit jaded, but all the bars were the same, the two big clubs Zeros and the one next to it, were alright but a bit on the cheesey side.

There is one good club, called the Ocean View Inn, which